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101 Things to do with a Huge Willy

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While for some, this is something they’re pretty chuffed about, others are looking for penis reduction surgery to make their lives and relationships a little less complicated.

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It’s also not “babe” or “darling,” which are for chaste public consumption, unlike this particular pet name, an endearment that is both spicier and more juvenile. In a new report, cast and crew say the former Housewife used a racial slur and allegedly claimed Black people would “ruin” the series. It’s not “ World’s Sexiest Bald Man 2021,” nor is it “Wombat,” though that is apparently how the rest of his family knows him. We’ve spent periods of time living with each other, but it’s just easier not to, because then we don’t get carried away. It also features images of Jesus Christ and biblical scenes, while the jukebox plays Collins’ favourite tracks.I’m originally from Switzerland, but now I’m spending some time working in London and living with Alex, who’s also here. Last week we told how the recent heatwave has caused some men to experience "summer penis" - where their pride and joy appears bigger in the heat.

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And before you waste one of your three tries, no, it’s not the “ Prince of Pegging” — that one belongs to the British public. But the family of Collins, known to many as “Big Willy” Collins and the “King of Sheffield”, have disputed this claim and insist they had permission for the monument, which is adorned with four Irish flags and flanked by two lifesize statues of the late boxer.A source for the Sun had previously noted that the Windsors “are not very good at communicating with one another” ( you don’t say), so “nicknames are a way of taking the family tension out of things. He hadn’t warned me about how big his penis was, but when he got it out of his pants the first time we had sex, my words were, "Oh my f*****g God! A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning!

‘King of Sheffield’ memorial built without permission

When I’ve had partners who were smaller I never really thought, “Oh I wish it was bigger,” because you work with what you get, but now that I do have it I enjoy it – it would be hard to go back! He’s not proud of it, and I think that’s quite nice – if a guy’s super proud of his penis it would be a bit of a turn-off for me! From the channel that gave us Naked Attraction and Open House: The Great Sex Giveaway, a wild new show has just landed on our screens. It can be painful - you have internal organs and if they poke you in the wrong place quite hard it’s going to hurt!

We communicate a lot during sex, not just because he’s got a big penis - we do a lot in general and we look out for each other. While the headstone may not the most conventional of choices, it offers a real lifeline to the countless individuals who are still mourning the loss of the ‘King of Sheffield’. According to the Mirror and various other reports, “Big Willy” is a holdover from the couple’s uni days, though it seemed to be in play at least until 2011, when Prince Harry referenced it in a wedding speech for his older brother. Porkchop, for example, may be my “Big Beefy Boy” today, but he will always be my “Little Chicken” — his first alias and his most enduring one; a perennial favorite, an absolute no-brainer, it just slips out.

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