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If you’re looking for more Christmas resources to use with your children, we’ve got you covered. Our wide range of activities, games, and worksheets is bound to contain something that’s right for you and your class. I asked my calendar if it wanted to go on a date, but it said it had already been booked for the week. Class Treats Interactive Calendar - A mix of individual and whole-class treats for the run-up to Christmas. I asked my calendar if it wanted to join a marathon, but it said it just wasn’t ready for that kind of commitment to dates.
The calendar wanted to be a chef, but it couldn’t handle all the spice that comes with the daily grind. The calendar went to the gym, but it could never find any time to work out, it was always a minute behind. December is the last month of the year and usually the busiest. It’s the time when most people are finishing up work and getting ready for the holidays. It’s also a great time to joke around with your friends and family. Here are some of the best December jokes you can use to make this month even more enjoyable. What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh! April Fool’s Day is the perfect day for pranks and jokes, and what better way to enjoy the day than with some hilarious calendar jokes? From poking fun at the different months to making light of some of the more “serious” holidays, these Calendar jokes are sure to have you laughing all year long!
Did you hear about the calendar’s career as a hairdresser? It gives really great trims throughout the months! A few weeks ago, I lost my job at the calendar factory, and all I did was take a few days off. But it’s okay, I believe I will work as a mirror washer. I can definitely see myself engaging in it.
All of these resources can be used to create a fun and engaging atmosphere at the beginning of each school day in December. They will also teach students about new facts and skills that they can use throughout the rest of the year. September was the first calendar month no nfl players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month. Theresa May has asked Santa for a home makeover this year. First thing on the list was a new Cabinet! I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off. St. Peter explains to them that whereas once God required that only Christians who carefully read the Bible may enter Heaven, conditions have since changed and are now less stringent. You merely need to be aware of the fundamentals today.A burglar took my calendar. They have bad news… Next weekend, they have to go to my mother-in-law’s birthday celebration. Why did the calendar go to school? It wanted to learn some dates. Xtra-Xtra, Read All About It! (Calendar Q&A Puns)
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