Emergency Questions: 1001 conversation-savers for any situation

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My only real mistake was tagging in Eve Myles, who must have been inundated with irrelevant notifications she didn’t ask for. Would you rather be in Fight Club and talk about Fight Club , or be not in Fight Club and never talk about Fight Club and think Fight Club is stupid, but never tell anyone? The cult of Emergency Questions is larger than you might expect too; I’ve witnessed them used as tie-breakers in pub quizzes and have more than once been surprised by someone pulling that all too familiar book out on a date and asking me if I’ve ever seen a bigfoot (if you know me, you know my answer to that).

Containing 1,001 conversation starters from one of our most cherished comedians, along with plenty of answers from the many household names who’ve appeared on his podcast, this book is virtually guaranteed to remove any social anxiety from your life, and will raise your repartee-game to new heights. I stand by this answer, although I’m unsure what kind of unholy artificial flavouring a Wispa Silver might actually constitute. Would you rather have an extra thumb on each hand, which you can do now with robotics, and it gives you – you put it there and it means you can, like, hold onto something and then still use your other thumb; you can have them on both hands – or be able to shoot poo out of your bum like a cannon. Ben Evans: Antony [unintelligible]: Do you like having your hair so long and are you going to cut it?Why did Itsu in Notting Hill change from a sit-down sushi restaurant, with all the stuff going around on the conveyor belt, to just selling stuff out of fridges? Incidentally, I’m equally puzzled by the after-the-event popularity of both Young At Heart and The Whole Of The Moon. John Robins: Excluding family members, would you rather live with everyone you ever slept with, or sleep with everyone you’ve ever lived with? Would you rather be the first person on Mars (and have life support and food but no means of getting home) or have everyone know that you were the person who was the dancing hand on the Eurovision Song Contest ?

The Striper Bar was a multicoloured and ostensibly multi-flavoured early eighties chew bar made by – I think – Rowntree Mackintosh that also came with its own free comic distributed to newsagents, in which a gang of ‘Keep Fit’-attired youngsters used their fondness for the Striper to, erm, do stuff? If I said you had a beautiful body, would you tell me I should ask for a refund from the author of this book? There’s always one who comes along and says “aw don’t be such a moaning miseryguts – I said it to a feller only the other day and we was all laughing for about an hour!What was the worst thing that a relative bought you something for Christmas that wasn’t quite what you wanted but you had to pretend to like it anyway?