The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book: Over 1000 Puntastic Gags

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This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me." Tim Vine Interview". UKTV.co.uk. Archived from the original on 6 June 2013 . Retrieved 12 August 2014. Vine's Punslinger audiobook is slightly shorter than the DVD version, as some of the visual jokes are omitted.

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In August 2010, Vine won the prize for the funniest joke of that year's Edinburgh Fringe, following a public vote from a judged shortlist. His winning joke was "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." [27] The comedian has regularly appeared at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, with shows such as The Tim Vine Shambles and The Tim Vine Fiasco (1995) - which won him the Perrier Newcomer Award - then Tim Vine Flat Out (1998), I'm Vine Thanks and Tim Vine and the Minotaur (1999). In 2006, he had a large advertising hoarding erected featuring his name and image, with a small sub-heading "...is not appearing at this year's Edinburgh Festival." [8] Vine appeared at the Pleasance Courtyard for the first two weeks of the 2008 Edinburgh Festival Fringe performing a show entitled Punslinger. In autumn 1995, Vine hosted BBC1 morning quiz Housemates, featuring an endgame called Up The Garden Path. The show ran for one season of 25 episodes.verifyErrors }}{{ message }}{{ /verifyErrors }}{{

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Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

Handley, Emily (21 August 2012). "Edinburgh Festival 2012: ten funniest jokes at this year's Edinburgh Fringe revealed". The Daily Telegraph . Retrieved 23 December 2016. Vine won the award for the second time in 2014 with the joke "I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust." [31] World record [ edit ] Tim Vine wins funniest Edinburgh Fringe joke award". BBC News. 19 August 2014 . Retrieved 29 October 2016.

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Short tim vine puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tim vine humour may include short little timmy jokes also. Cambridge Footlights ( Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Tony Slattery, Emma Thompson, Penny Dwyer and Paul Shearer) I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'" BBC Radio 4 airs The Tim Vine Chat Show, where members of the audience are interviewed, having filled in a form before the show if they wish to be considered for selection. Vine presented one series of four episodes in July 2016, [25] and a Christmas edition on 26 December 2016. [26] A second series of six episodes was broadcast in September and October 2017. Additional Festive and Summer specials aired in 2018 and 2019. The series and specials are available on BBC Sounds and via audiobook (released April 2020). The Tim Vine Christmas Chat Show 2021 was recorded on 30 November at The CryerArts Centre, airing 23 December.My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'.

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. He occasionally plays the drums at his church. He was in several bands, including alongside his brother Jeremy in The Flared Generation, which Smash Hits magazine described as "the most unfashionable punk band in the country. [14] A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". Edinburgh Festival Diary (CD)". www.timvine.com. Archived from the original on 17 May 2023 . Retrieved 4 June 2023. Since then, Tim has never been romantically linked with any ladies, and it is safe to say that to date, he does not have a wife. Talking about his family, the comedian has two siblings; an elder brother named Jeremy Vine and a sister named Sonya. His brother Jeremy is a presenter on BBC News.